Freaky eyes from HELL!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 4:35 pm
So I'm sitting there at the smoking table, taking my break and minding my own damn bidness, when saki2mesue sits down next to me and lights one up.
We started talking (well.. we started making fun of each other, but that's what we do on smoke breaks) when suddenly I noticed something freakish about her.
She has the word "DEMO" printed on her eyes.
WTF!!!
Apparently, she was given a "demo" pair of contacts to try out, and if she likes them, she can buy real ones.
I can't state enough how fucking freaky it is to see words printed on someones eyeball... but it got me thinking of a way to get rich.
I'm going to pitch to major companies that they make the the exclusive distributor of my new brainchild: "Eye-Catchers"(tm) advertising system.
You provide free contacts to people with your company logo on them so long as they sign a contract that they will wear them in public for a specified amount of time.
Here's a few examples of what I'm talking about:
Just do it!
Make a run for the border
Serve shitty coffee at extreme prices
I'm gonna be rich!!!!
We started talking (well.. we started making fun of each other, but that's what we do on smoke breaks) when suddenly I noticed something freakish about her.
She has the word "DEMO" printed on her eyes.
WTF!!!
Apparently, she was given a "demo" pair of contacts to try out, and if she likes them, she can buy real ones.
I can't state enough how fucking freaky it is to see words printed on someones eyeball... but it got me thinking of a way to get rich.
I'm going to pitch to major companies that they make the the exclusive distributor of my new brainchild: "Eye-Catchers"(tm) advertising system.
You provide free contacts to people with your company logo on them so long as they sign a contract that they will wear them in public for a specified amount of time.
Here's a few examples of what I'm talking about:
Just do it!
Make a run for the border
Serve shitty coffee at extreme prices
I'm gonna be rich!!!!
