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Insurance is boring as shit

Post by Gooch » Thu Jul 16, 2020 3:11 pm

I'm getting licensed to sell Home/Auto insurance...God damn this is boring. Beats selling cars I suppose, but Holy Christ on a Stick, I am BORED. This class...God damn. Kill me.
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Re: Insurance is boring as shit

Post by bio » Thu Jul 16, 2020 4:34 pm

I was going to make a wise crack remark, but everything I could come up with sounded discouraging. So instead, I'll tell you that the training is only temporary, and once you get through it you can move on to the excitement of the real thing!

Oh boy... deductables and indemnity!! :D
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Re: Insurance is boring as shit

Post by Gooch » Thu Jul 16, 2020 8:58 pm

Fun fact, indemnity is chapter 1.
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Re: Insurance is boring as shit

Post by bio » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:15 am

Wait until you hit "double indemnity"... twice the fun!

Also, I hate insurance companies with a faith born not of words, but of deeds. Fuck those guys. They're your best friend when you're making those monthly payments, but the moment you actually need the product you've been paying for all those years, they treat you like you're trying to defraud them in the worst possible way.

Selling insurance is completely different from being an claims adjuster though. You'll get to keep your soul. :D
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Re: Insurance is boring as shit

Post by Gooch » Fri Jul 17, 2020 1:50 pm

We'll see about keeping a soul, car sales took that years ago.

PS: This website for the training is AWFUL. It crashes SO much! I HAVE to spend 40 hours on the training in order to even take the test. :bang:
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Re: Insurance is boring as shit

Post by bio » Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:56 am

Awful is the first step toward mediocre. You can do this!!! :D
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