The forum is fully updated for the first time in over a decade (I'm one hell of a responsible webmaster!).
All the old themes are gone. Good riddance I say! They never once said nice things about me or offered to pay hosting fees. Bastards!! I did install a new one called "Elegance" (you're welcome!). Since I've disabled the default theme, it's your one and only choice, so I hope you find it to be more awesome than a kick in the face... which I can arrange for any and all who are foolish enough to complain.
Is it as spiffy as Facebook? Well, I practically stole their color pallet and design layout (less the annoying ads), so it should be!
Things DP has that Facebook doesn't: Dancing bananas!!!
Eat that, Zuckerberg!!