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Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy

Post by miftah » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:48 pm

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Re: Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy

Post by Gooch » Sat Aug 02, 2008 10:36 pm

Aye.
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Re: Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy

Post by bio » Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:07 am

As do I.

And whom ever did the editing on the "shopping for a new car" commercial needs to be shot as well. The audio and video are off, making them look like a bad Milli Vanilli rip off.

To be fair though, I hate them less than Bob, the Enzyte fuckwad.
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Re: Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy

Post by Gooch » Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:09 pm

Oh sweet Jesus, that guy annoys my nads off as well.
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Re: Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy

Post by Moxie » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:22 pm

I thought he was super cute until the one where he's in the basement with his wife and is singing about he wouldn't have married her if he knew she had bad credit. {Um, ok.}

Also, it's not actually him singing. He's a lip syncing French dude.
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Post by miftah » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:40 pm

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the guy who's singing is this jingle writer who's been doing a lot of very notable jingles since like, the 70s. I know for a fact the guy's done several McDonalds jingles.

And BTW there's a new one with him riding a bike. I was quick on the draw and got the mute button fire off quick enough, but you know they run those things enough that its only a matter of time before I get pelted with it again.
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Re: Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy

Post by Encap » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:30 am

I love them for the horrible lip synch.

In the first one, with the car there is a bridge "Saw their ads on my TV" and it's sung by the blonde guy in the back seat playing the guitar.

Through repeated viewings I have narrowed down what the person is actually singing, compared to the song.

The fellow is actually attempting to impart this message to you: "MAH MAH MAH, MAH MAH-MAHMAH."
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Re: Free Credit Report Dot Com Guy

Post by ironpants » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:08 pm

I married into $20k worth of debt, so I'm getting a real kick out of this...

/paid it off real fast so it's a memory, but still...
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