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Gross, gross, gross!

Post by miftah » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:07 pm

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Post by Moxie » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:22 pm

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Post by ZIPPER » Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:52 pm

I realize that this is not funny, but wouldn't it be great if someone posted a video on YouTube of them finding out.
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Post by miftah » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:10 pm

ZIPPER wrote:I realize that this is not funny...
Wrong.

This is very funny. If it were the plot of a movie, it would be called preposterous. It is very, very funny.

Gross though. Very, very gross.
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Post by mudflap » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:26 pm

I smell a screenplay.
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Post by ZIPPER » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:29 pm

miftah wrote:
ZIPPER wrote:I realize that this is not funny...
Wrong.

This is very funny. If it were the plot of a movie, it would be called preposterous. It is very, very funny.

Gross though. Very, very gross.
Yeah, I thought about the whole screenplay spin and think I may have seen this movie. But when it comes right down to it, two people who "may" have been very in love with each other are now separated through no fault of their own. Granted, I didn't want their God damned duck-footed children running around my neighborhood.
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Post by miftah » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:09 am

Well, I mis-spoke. Its funny insofar as its beyond incredible. It has its tragic, heartbreaking side of course. Its the kind of thing where you would definitely suspect a god of interfering with your personal happiness, because the odds are just too against something like this happening, especially when it ends with such an unfortunate result. I do wonder if I had discovered it if I would have told them. Provided they didn't reproduce, if they didn't know, who would it have harmed? But then again, how do you stop them reproducing without telling them?

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