damaged people dot com

Crawford, Texas - A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, since he was almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

LMAO! Good stuff.

I heard he was finished coloring all the way up to the letter "V" and was saving the "W" for a special occasion. He was hoping to get a replacement red crayon any day now. Poor idiot.