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Kitties
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 11:29 am
by bio
My wife and I were heading out on Saturday to fill the propane tank for the BBQ when suddenly she saw a sign with the two words she cherishes most:
"Free Kittens"
Much to my dismay, she swung a hard right and pulled the Durango over. No amount of logic was going to shift her from her decision to make us those "crazy cat people" on the block.
So... my cat population has grown by two more (she couldn’t get just one). One of them has opposable thumbs, which scares me to no end (yes... they're functional... and freakish looking). I can imagine what life will be like when he figures out that he can operate the can opener.
I'll post pics later.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:12 pm
by jc
judging by the current rate at which your wife assimilates cats, and then considering the rate at which you "accidently" kill them, you will have 10 cats by 2010. NEAT! who said math wasn't fun?
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:39 pm
by bio
IDEA!
Make a flash object where you can kill my cats virtually. It will have to include things modes of termination including the "Garage Door of Dooooom"
Heh... that would be teh funneh!
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:21 pm
by Moxie
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:32 pm
by mmeowgrl
So how many do you have total? I have 4.
I agree, you need to get kittens in pairs.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:18 pm
by bio
Currently, the tally is 4 cats in the house, one cat outside, two dogs (both are quite large), and an assortment of fish.
Yeah... we have pets.
Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:57 pm
by Moxie
My parents have four little dogs (Cardigan Welsh Corgi's) and five large dogs (Irish Setters). In their
house.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:17 pm
by Nickp
Two cat's and a goldfish, babe-ay.
-Nick P.
Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:19 pm
by Rocketdork
Two cats; Shit for brains and B.C. could stand for baby cat, black cat, or butt crack, you choose.
six fish in a 90 gallon tank.
Re: Kitties
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:57 pm
by miftah
bio wrote:My wife and I were heading out on Saturday to fill the propane tank for the BBQ when suddenly she saw a sign with the two words she cherishes most: "Free Kittens"
You know, I really thought the story was going toward a much less warm and fuzzy ending.
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:16 pm
by Nickp
You just made me laugh.
-Nick P.
Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:16 am
by bio
Heh... baldy's reply when he saw them was "do you have any skewers?"
