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Cognitive thought... off.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:41 pm
by bio
I'm back on the drugs.
After a visit to my doctor, I'm back on the narcotics I was so fond of before (or not) and have been scheduled for an appointment with my neurosurgeon for further testing.
All signs point to having my back opened back up.
This time though, I'm gonna have them tape the surgery (so I can mpg it and post it on the website).
I'd type more, but I've taken my meds and am slowly losing all higher brain functions (wheeeeee!).
Re: Cognitive thought... off.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:43 pm
by Moxie
bio wrote:
This time though, I'm gonna have them tape the surgery (so I can mpg it and post it on the website).
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:54 pm
by bio
Oh come on... you know you wanna see it!
Besides, at least this way, I'll have proof that I did indeed have a spine at one point.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:59 pm
by saki2mesue
maybe you can get the doc to play the dueling banjos with your spinal cord.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:05 pm
by bio
So long as he only does it with my spinal cord, I'm ok with that.
The last time I had surgery, I was wearing my underwear on the way down. When I came back... my boxers were in a bag and I was playing "nature boy" under my gown. Call me old fashioned, but that un-nerved me a bit.
Feeling the drugs really kicking in now....
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:15 pm
by mmeowgrl
They won't let you tape it. In case you want to sue them later. You can't have childbirth videos anymore either. If you are a freak who was into that in the first place.
bio wrote:I was wearing my underwear on the way down. When I came back... my boxers were in a bag and I was playing "nature boy" under my gown. Call me old fashioned, but that un-nerved me a bit.
I had breast reduction surgery (down to a D cup hehehe) and was appalled to realize that they had to prop me sitting up while I was out cold, to make sure they were even.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:20 pm
by saki2mesue
If you can't tape it then maybe you could invite a couple friends. I would love to sit in on that surgery. Then I could tell you why your underwear ended up removed from your person and placed in a bag. At least you would know.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:23 pm
by bio
Heh... well, the person who removed my underwear was Jim Dunn's little sister (Jim's the guy who sits next to me here at work, and amazingly enouygh, his sister is a surgical nurse who happend to work at the hospital I went to and even more amazingly, was scheduled durring my operation).
That's where the creepy factor comes in.
And my surgon said I could have taped it last time... I only need to make sure he knows in advance so he can have the equipment in there.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:31 pm
by eddiecanuck
bio wrote:Besides, at least this way, I'll have proof that I did indeed have a spine at one point.
I for one would like the proof. I'm still betting it is sitting on the mantle by the jar with his balls in them.
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:37 pm
by bio
My new best friend....
Well... I've had this friend before, but we've not seen each other for a while (and I was ok with that).
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 3:46 pm
by mmeowgrl
hehehehe vicodin is the shiznet!
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:26 pm
by bio
And that, boys and girls, was mmeowgrl's 300th post on this forum!
There ought to be a prize!
Maybe there is
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:35 pm
by Rocketdork
Percoset was my friend....
glad to see him leave though...
Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:16 pm
by mmeowgrl
bio wrote:And that, boys and girls, was mmeowgrl's 300th post on this forum!
hehehehehe and it was a ghetto fabulous post too!
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:41 am
by saki2mesue
Great job mmeowgrl!!!!
