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I got a call at 1:00am. Our graveyard operator wasn't feeling well.

Sadly, I didn't bring my laptop home, so I had to get all gussied up and drive my very, VERY tired ass into work.

Now I wish I had gone to bed before 11:00.

But hey... there's a positive spin to it all. Since I'm here in the middle of the damn night, I needed to entertain myself. What I found was this.

Nice, I think it took me 5 minutes to bankrupt the corp.

I'm going into business for myself.

I didn't have any better luck.

Selling hamburgers is hard (but shooting infected cows in the head os OMG TEH FUNNEH!!!)