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Just ewe!

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:31 pm
by bio
Man convicted of a sodomy charge involving a sheep contests that he must register as a sex offender upon release.

ecch!

Huh?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:01 am
by damaged_one
Did you see his prior convictions?
"Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime."

WTF is "uttering and publishing"?

I don't even want to think about his current conviction.

Re: Huh?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:56 am
by bio
damaged_one wrote:WTF is "uttering and publishing"?
According to Wikipedia, uttering and publishing is a crime similar to counterfeiting but with non-official documents.

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:03 pm
by mudflap
isn't wikipedia great :)

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:27 pm
by bio
mudflap wrote:isn't wikipedia great :)
Wikipedia brings both sides of my brain together in an explosion of fruity flavor.

Mostly grape.

It is the greatest thing ever! It totally beats the following:
  • Sliced bread (which never was that great to begin with)
  • The plow
  • The automobile (wikipedia never ran anyone over)
  • Porn
Well... maybe not porn, but damn it... it's spiffy!

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:12 pm
by mudflap
bio wrote:
mudflap wrote:isn't wikipedia great :)
Wikipedia brings both sides of my brain together in an explosion of fruity flavor.

Mostly grape.

It is the greatest thing ever! It totally beats the following:
  • Sliced bread (which never was that great to begin with)
  • The plow
  • The automobile (wikipedia never ran anyone over)
  • Porn
Well... maybe not porn, but damn it... it's spiffy!
I had more of a cherry/watermelon flavor in mind....