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...how could it be "stowing away"?

Ha! That's funny. I wonder how much his Mother freaked out when she realized what he'd done...

*DingDing*

Mom: (opens door) Oh look Harry, Charles is here to visit! *hugs, kisses, acts like he's been over seas for decades*

Charles: Heya Mom, where's the Life cereal?

Dad: (walks up) Hey boy. What's that? (noticing box)

Mom: *smothering Charles in affection*

Charles: Oh, ha ha. well...

Delivery Man: That's how he got here!

Mom: WHAT?! Why you little...*smack smack smack* Get in the house!

"FBI Probes Man Who Shipped Self to Dallas"

Let's hope they at least give him a reach-around.

Courtesy Blow = new Reach-a-Round.
-Nick P.