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Thought you were going to mention the pile up on I90 todoy where a semi lost control, hit another truck and dumped his load of mayo all over the damn place.

Mayo jars, thousands of them all over the freeway! Sweet.

did you click the link?

MAYO EVERYWHERE!

And not the good stuff... it's reduced callorie.

At least it wasn't miracle whip... that would be a superfund clean-up site fo' sho'!

hope they increase security at the correction facilities, they're gonna riot when they hear there is no mayo on the way.

Yup.... they'll have to lube each other up with toothpaste now.


Now toss my minty fresh salad!

I'm a syrup man myself.

Any story that uses the word viscous is good in my book.

I hate to admit it but I used to do semi wreck clean-up. The good part is nasty stuff like that was left for someone lower than me. If it was still intact it would have to be re-loaded onto another truck. My guess is the jail system may be the ones that came to clean up that crap (how fitting).

I remember once a food service truck flipped over off the road up by Priest River. It was in the back country and spilled into a large field. It was a bigger job than we had planed on (brought to small of tow truck to get it out). So we needed to come back in the morning. Before we left I watched the Tow truck driver rummage through everything and fill his cab up. I was young, starving and too proud to eat "garbage" so I took nothing. When we came back the next morning the Bears and the Coyotes ate pretty much anything that was left.