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Tonight... watch the news and get wasted

Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:25 am
by bio
I watched Dubya on the news this morning in a live broadcast talking about the bird flu.

Watch it tonight when they rebroadcast it... but every time he says "pandemic", you have to take a shot of your favorite distilled beverage.

I guarantee you'll be on the floor in under 5 minutes.

In a related note, Whitehouse vocal coaches feel that their previous 4 weeks of training with the President were a success, as he correctly pronounced "pandemic".