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Hit me Baby, one more time
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:04 pm
by bio
Apparently, Britney is auctioning one of her
jewel encrusted bra (among other things) on ebay. The money will go to the Mississippi Hurricane Recovery Fund.
Current bid: $410
I'm thinking I would be one red hot sexxy bitch with that
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:33 pm
by miftah
We as a board should all pitch in to buy it, then when we win it, take pictures of ourselves each wearing it. Sure, it would be disgusting but think of the publicity we'd get!!! Then before you know it, we could go on tour in malls, charging people $5 to slap their hairy, sweaty manboobs in to Britney's saddle, and have a poorly lit polaroid taken.
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:45 pm
by bio
Miftah once again comes up with a cunning plan. Hell... that's one that would probobly work too.
Heh... you said "hairy, sweaty manboobs".
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:15 pm
by eddiecanuck
It really is a good idea. We'd probably get a little press at least. Wear out our 15min of fame.
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:06 pm
by mudflap
It's up to 7200 now....still up for chipping in?
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:15 am
by bio
Um... I just paid $1,500 on my credit card, so I'm tapped.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:58 am
by miftah
$9600
Wish I had taken the $8000 Buy It Now option when it was still available. Boy is there egg on my face. And sadly... No jewels on my nipples.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:52 am
by bugfreezer
miftah wrote:And sadly... No jewels on my nipples.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:03 am
by miftah
My work here is done.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:18 am
by mudflap
miftah wrote:And sadly... No jewels on my nipples.
I found this.....I think it suits you.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:31 am
by miftah
Mine are pierced for rings, not barbells.
I was thinking about something with LEDs though. Something that would allow me to cast the light of creation stereophonically from my dry and useless taps, out into the darkness, illuminating the meek and cowering creatures of the primordial forest, as they kneel before. Either that or some nice tassles.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:46 am
by mudflap
You know, I thought about doing rings but I really like the barbells better.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:54 am
by miftah
I needed a place to clip my Sharpie while working on art. It's great. Its like a pocket for protector for people who don't have a breast pocket. Or a shirt.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:39 am
by mudflap
I can totally picture that.
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:53 am
by bio
I've seen it
*shudder*
Pardon me while I poke out my minds eye for a while.