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Skirt too short

Post by Rocketdork » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:07 am

Not safe for work...

But its WAY too short
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Post by miftah » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:08 am

My eyes! My eyes!
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Post by Painted » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:09 am

She kinda reminds me of Mrs. Mann...and I forgot what movie that was off of.
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Post by bio » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:15 am

Hey lady... your balls are showing.
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Post by Painted » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:16 am

Looks like they are waxed or shaved. Hehehehe. Ouch.
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Post by bugfreezer » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:38 am

"Those eyes...those thighs...SURPRISE!"

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Post by dribbles » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:16 am

how in the hell do you wax your balls?

shave them? - bleeed
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Post by miftah » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:19 am

Less than I want to know the answer to that question, I want to know who will answer it.
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Post by Painted » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:56 am

The question is not how...it is why?
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Re: Skirt too short

Post by eddiecanuck » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:45 am

Rocketdork wrote:But its WAY too short
My concern is not so much the length of the skirt as much as it is the nutsack protruding between the legs.
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Post by ironpants » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:13 pm

Is that Joan?!?!
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Post by bio » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:37 pm

ironpants wrote:Is that Joan?!?!
That was my first thought :-)

For those who didn't know Joan... well, she was special.
dribbles wrote:how in the hell do you wax your balls?
Apply wax, apply paper, rip.

Repeat as needed.
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Post by eddiecanuck » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:31 pm

You missed a step:

Apply wax, apply paper, rip.

SCREAM!!

Repeat as needed.
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Post by bugfreezer » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:33 pm

Naaahh...Joan was not that cute - "Miss" Wax Package had me fooled from the waist up. Joan was a touch more robust, not to mention hirsute, yes?
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