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Who says Spokane isn't open minded to new and exciting things?

Why... tickets are currently on sale for Puppetry of the Penis, September 9 - 13 at the Met.

That's right... you can witness live, on stage, the ancient Australian art of genital origami (or so they claim).

Is there such a thing? Eve?

Anyway.. it's apparently sold out pretty much everywhere it's been before.

I just don't know if I'm ready to watch a bunch of men (yes... it's an all male show) bend their daddy parts into funky shapes. I do know that I'm not willing to pay to see that.

There is some family fun there. Look kids...It's a rabbit!

Unfortunately it's true, happened to be flipping through the movie channels one night and there they were. I don't even remember what they did, I just remember it looked like it hurt and I moved on.

My boyfriend (when I was 17) was a guy named Mickey who can do those things. It always made me cringe. Not because it looked like it hurt, but because I was imagining the sorry-ass future state of his penis, all stretched out 'n' yucky.

I'd go.

Yes it's true, these guys get on stage, drop their shorts and do penile contortions.

It is absolutely gross yet hillarious at the same time.

Definitely catch it if you can!

I can just see how this act started, a bunch of drunken blokes at a barbeque, one says"you know, I can make a hamburger out of my dick and balls", another says, "hmph!, you reckon that's good?, you should see my Anna Nicole Smith!" and the rest they say is history