mmmm.... Hot Coffee

Post by **bio** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:14 pm

Apparnetly there's a mod for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas called Hot Coffee.

Apparently, the modder can't take much credit, as everything in the mod is simply unlocked from the game itself (it's in there, but Rock Star Games, the maker of this tasty treat, decided to lock it out so they could get the "M" rating on it). Note, it only works on the PC version (not xbox or ps2).

Now you can smack yo' 'ho and pump dem bitches just like the do in the hood.

This is why I said that anyone who got my kid this game for his birthday would get a severe beating!

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:09 pm

Well according to a couple other articles on the site:

http://www.gtasanandreas.net/news/single.php?id=1647
http://www.gtasanandreas.net/news/single.php?id=1436

it was something that was never intended to be released and is a hack only available on the PC by replacing the hacked files. So I think it will be a difficult for the makers of the game to get in trouble for it, but who knows. The lady did get money for spilling hot coffee on herself.

And even without this portion in the game it is DEFINITELY not kid friendly by any stretch of the imagination.

Post by **bio** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:17 pm

From what I read... the mod's author didn't add any of the content back in, he just made it available to you.

The problem with the ESRB arises because the game was shipped with this content on the CD (regardless of it's accessability).

It's also on the PS2... interesting... so it's pry on the xbox version as well. If so... it's only a matter of time before they release a way to unlock it as well.

Once again... bad programmer... no biscuit (but plenty of OMG HOT HOT cyber lovin'!)

Encap · Post by **Encap** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:31 pm

Idle curiosity made me download the video and watch it, a couple weeks ago.

it was as exciting as the time the Han Solo cardboard stand up, tipped over and fell on the Princess Leia at Spencers.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:08 pm

Yeah. Normally I'm all for debauchery, but this has the vague stench of programmers who are too up to their ass with a contracted completion date to actually have sex. It's too bad too, because now there will be yet another generation of boys who have no idea how to please a woman.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm getting my controller. If I push up and down rythmically, your excitement progress bar will fill in and I'll make you come."

"Ok, I'm sorry, I guess I'm just used to men who have to take their pants off to have sex. Could you be a dear and press JOY1 for me?"

Post by **bio** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:39 pm

Apparently, things have gone badly for Rockstar Games.

The ESRB has issued a new rating of AO (Adults only 18+). It was rated M before.

Retailers have been told to either pull the games from the shelves or re-sticker them with the new rating. According to the industry... most video game retailers won't cary AO games (like most video stores won't carry movies with an X rating).

Rockstar games has also ceased production of the game and are working to re-code to remove the "offending" material. They expect it to be released next quarter. They have, however, released a patch to break the "hot coffee" mod on the PC (you can download it from the official website).

All the tasty bits are here.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:38 pm

Heh, glad I already got my copy. Of course mine is for the Xbox which won't access the mod anyway. So game on as usual for me.

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:54 pm

bio wrote:All the tasty bits are here.

Right.

Watching chickens shag in a farmyard is sexier than this tripe. The still shot I saw looks slightly necro...ewww!

Not for me, MKTKS!

ironpants · Post by **ironpants** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:03 pm

not to be outdone, world of warcraft has introduced the nude macharana and some carpet chewing

Post by **bio** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:44 pm

So wrong... so juvenile.... and yet I smile.

What the hell is wrong with me?