Print this out, distribute to your co-workers (you may want to randomize it a bit for each person).
When you hear a "Wank Word" cross it off. When you have crossed off 5, you win! (Don't forget to yell "BINGO!" at the top of your lungs).
Ok... that may not be funny where you work, but it's friggin' halarious where I work (because they say shit like that all the time).
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