The Toast of God

Post by **miftah** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:26 am

I personally like the idea that god might be alive and well and communicating through our toasters. From my point of view, I like to think that god has a Kafka-esque sense of humor. And the evidence is so over-whelming to that end.

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:50 am

Naaah, it was the toaster demons sent to lead mankind astray:

- I have a job for you, minion.

- Huh?

- I wish to be amused by the gullibility of humans. Have a group infest the toasters of select Americans, and give them the hungries for toast just as they are about to see the Michael Jackson trial verdict.

- Ok, and then?

- Draw pictures of Mr. Jackson, write "Not Guilty", etc., then watch Ebay go crazy!

- Yess, Master! LOL!

- MWAAA-HAA-HAAAAAA!!!!!

...All that being said, I agree that God has a sense of humor - look at us!

Disclaimer: I am no C.S. Lewis, and this is no Screwtape Letters.

Post by **bio** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:34 pm

OMG!! How can it be?

Oh... I guess that was simple.

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:17 pm

bio wrote:OMG!! How can it be?

Oh... I guess that was simple.

Pssh, they were lazy. The resultant form barely looked like a head.