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anything for money
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:14 am
by gideon
I was in a situation the other day when I was fortunate enough to talk to a female hooker who informed me she was recently paid $600. to piss on a man. top that for easy money!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:28 am
by bio
$600?!?!
I gotta rethink my prices.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:28 am
by Rocketdork
$600???I gotta rethink my budget!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:41 am
by Pigman
I am thinking about how much piss I have already wasted
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:16 pm
by bio
Pigman wrote:I am thinking about how much piss I have already wasted
I'm not sure if that counts as "wasted".
People have to
WANT you to pee on them. I'm sorry, Porky, but if I was ever in the mood to get this kind of treatment (and I can most assuredly tell you without a doubt that it'll never happen), you're about the last person I wanna see squating over me.
Of course, that's just my personal preference
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:08 pm
by Pigman
Squat? Hell I can do it from here! I know for a fact I can piss stronger and better than that lame hot water that comes out of the little tap in the kitchen.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:24 pm
by Rocketdork
Pigman wrote:I know for a fact I can piss stronger and better than that lame hot water that comes out of the little tap in the kitchen.
The age old question comes to mind...just how the fuck does one aquire this knowledge?
no, wait a minute, I don't want to know
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:12 pm
by bio
Pigman pees in his sink
Well... I guess that's one way to avoid the whole "toilet seat up/down" arguement with the Mrs.
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:37 pm
by Painted
Yeah...welleverytime I walk downstairs in our laundry room...I smell piss because my brothers are to lazy to pee upstairs...one of them even crapped in a garbage can next to the dryer...and that was only last year....mmmm...warm crap!
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:39 pm
by gideon
Yeah the sink issue
***** Private moment about to be shared *****
Once at my old job I was stressed over a few major issues in play. I went to the men’s room and had a brief moment away from the hustle of the office outside.
I was quite pleasantly relieved at the fact I was now emptying my bladder. I looked up (guess that means I was looking at my “old Fella!†prior), anyhow I continued to urinate and saw myself in the mirror………5 or so seconds went by…..
“Hmmm.†I thought, “I’ve never seem myself in the mirror whilst pissing before.†……Ohhh that’s cause this time I’m pissing in the hand basin!......pinch….hold….4 steps right to the urinal…task complete.
Still, if I had stayed there I could have washed my hands once finished...
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:43 pm
by Painted
LOL. You men are directionally challenged...jk.
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:08 am
by bugfreezer
Painted wrote:Yeah...welleverytime I walk downstairs in our laundry room...I smell piss because my brothers are to lazy to pee upstairs...one of them even crapped in a garbage can next to the dryer...and that was only last year....mmmm...warm crap!
You are kidding, right?
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:16 am
by bio
From what I understand of her brothers.... she's probobly not.
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:27 am
by Painted
Yeah, unfortunately or I am not kidding. Then they tried to blame it on me when I hadn't even been home in the last two days besides to get clothes. Sick people.
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:34 am
by bio
That is still just soooooo nasty.