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Of all the things that I have been grossed out by, I think this was one of the worst. I was clearing a table off and one of the ladies was getting up to leave...and she farted for 15 seconds straight. I did everything I could to not piddle myself on the spot. And I turned around too. LOL....Have you ever done something like that, for that long?

Not I... but my father is the king of the barking spiders.

While waiting for my youngest son to be born, he and I got in the elevator at the hospital to go down to the main floor for a smoke. Right after the doors of the elevator closed, my father ripped one.

Loud, wet, and nasty!

I turned to him and said "Geeze, Dad... other people have to use this thing too!".

That's when the elevator stopped and 6 nuns got on.

I looked at my dad, who was trying to contain himself... nearly unsucessfully. He was turning purple from trying to hold the laughter in. Then... on of the nuns coughed.

I hit the button for the next floor and we ran out as soon as the doors opened. Yeah... we had to walk down 6 flights of stairs, but I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life!

Now what is a barking spider?