15 seconds of flatuence

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:06 am

Of all the things that I have been grossed out by, I think this was one of the worst. I was clearing a table off and one of the ladies was getting up to leave...and she farted for 15 seconds straight. I did everything I could to not piddle myself on the spot. And I turned around too. LOL....Have you ever done something like that, for that long?

Post by **bio** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:51 am

Not I... but my father is the king of the barking spiders.

While waiting for my youngest son to be born, he and I got in the elevator at the hospital to go down to the main floor for a smoke. Right after the doors of the elevator closed, my father ripped one.

Loud, wet, and nasty!

I turned to him and said "Geeze, Dad... other people have to use this thing too!".

That's when the elevator stopped and 6 nuns got on.

I looked at my dad, who was trying to contain himself... nearly unsucessfully. He was turning purple from trying to hold the laughter in. Then... on of the nuns coughed.

I hit the button for the next floor and we ran out as soon as the doors opened. Yeah... we had to walk down 6 flights of stairs, but I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life!

Painted · Post by **Painted** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:53 am

Now what is a barking spider?