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MMMMM Everyone loves BROWNIES

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:01 am
by Pigman
Teen Sends Student Semen-Frosted Brownies

Wed Mar 9, 9:08 PM ET

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho - A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

Re: MMMMM Everyone loves BROWNIES

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:44 am
by Rocketdork
Pigman wrote:the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."
Yeah, you have to have sex (with someone else) to actually get a STD...I'm guessing this guy doesn't have a lot of friends...even if he used to.

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:28 am
by eddiecanuck
what about the guys who ate the brownies?? probably not going to get a lot of dates for a while either. Not to mention the razzing they'll get from others.

Like Steve Martin said in "Cheaper by the Dozen", "that was wrong... funny... but wrong".

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:23 pm
by bio
Oh man... someone's gonna need a mint!

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 10:22 pm
by Painted
Oh yummy <insert sarcasm>! Looks like I am staying away from brownies with frosting for a LONG while.