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Reason #223 why not to volunteer for anything at work
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:00 pm
by bio
I’m going to a Relay for Life function tomorrow night to help raise money for the cause, and I need a stage name.
They’re going to dress me up as a woman and parade me around a stage. Women vote on who the “sexiest†man in drag is by paying a dollar. The winner is the “Queen†of the event, gets crowned with a tiara, is given a bouquet of roses, and is driven around in a golf cart for all to see.
So… what should my name be?
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:25 pm
by saki2mesue
how about "Ballsy Barbie"?
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:50 pm
by mmeowgrl
Portia Carrera
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:57 pm
by bio
I was leaning tward "Long Dong Diva"
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:23 pm
by mmeowgrl
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:35 pm
by baldy
Phyllis McCrack ?
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:18 pm
by bio
mmeowgrl wrote:This should help.
You soooooo rock my world!
Marry me?
Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 3:27 pm
by mmeowgrl
Only if you wear the bridal gown and I wear the tux.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:01 am
by Moxie
There's also the method of taking the name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name. Mine would be "Pretty Meyers". JC's would be "Tuxedo Babs". Or maybe that's for your porn-star name? Not that it matters, either way. Heh
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:37 am
by baldy
ok i knew someone would remember that just to embarass me....thanx moxie....
1st pet : a little dog called Tiny
moms maiden name : Cock
ohhh dear
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:29 am
by bio
doh... beat me to the post!
I've decided to keep it clean (as it's a family show and I'd hate to get ripped apart by an angry mob).
So... it's gonna be one of the following:
Ivana B. Purdy (well... I do!)
Ester Gin
Tess Osterone
The Goddess Hermaphrodite
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:31 pm
by eddiecanuck
heh heh, you gonna be a purddy bitch ain'tcha?
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:46 pm
by Moxie
baldy wrote:ok i knew someone would remember that just to embarass me....thanx moxie....
1st pet : a little dog called Tiny
moms maiden name : Cock
ohhh dear
That's fabulous!
bio wrote:doh... beat me to the post!
I've decided to keep it clean (as it's a family show and I'd hate to get ripped apart by an angry mob).
So... it's gonna be one of the following:
Ivana B. Purdy (well... I do!)
Ester Gin
Tess Osterone
The Goddess Hermaphrodite
Those are all really good names! I like the 2nd and 3rd the best.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:54 pm
by bio
Heh... one of the guys here at work offered to loan me his drag queen name (and no... I won't tell you who he is): Marquee Lites
I like it
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:37 pm
by mmeowgrl
It usually easy to tell the drag queens, they are the guys with the nicely groomed eyebrows.