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I've been banned!

Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:44 pm
by bio
Apparently, my little website is blocked by an internet filtering product called Bess.

This means that over 40% of US schools and libraries can't visit my mental toilet.

Damn!

Now I'm gonna have to buy another domain to bypass this.

I checked and the following domains are available:

http://www.hothotlesbiansextoys.com
http://www.xxxwithteacher.com
http://www.boypie.com

Apparently, some bastard purchased www.itburnswhenipee.com... damn it! (and it's safe for work too!)

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:20 am
by mudflap
oh, please buy http://www.boypie.com

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:21 am
by bio
I already own shitdanish.com (and never do much with it) :-)

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:02 am
by Eve
What about buggermewithafork.com? That's always been a favourite of mine.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:32 am
by Pigman
Eve wrote:What about buggermewithafork.com? That's always been a favourite of mine.
Ha hahaha nice touch Eve...

I think a simple youarenotworthy.com has a certain snob appeal.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:35 am
by bio
Eve wrote:What about buggermewithafork.com? That's always been a favourite of mine.
That one is gone.

Someone else was looking to buy a domain for a clan website. I suggested that name and they purchased it.

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:12 am
by Encap
Shit·dan·ish
n.

A pastry made from excrement. It is often served by fate, or others as a punitive measure. Originated by the Danes.

"If I don't get the reports in by 7, the boss is going to feed me a shitdanish."

See Also: Crapwaffle.


Crap·waff·le
n.

A round gridded cookie made from excrement, serving the same purpose as a shitdanish. Originated in Belgium. It is lost to history as to which country originated their version first.

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:17 am
by bio
rofl!

Encap is the one who came up with shitdanish in the first place. We were dorking around, building me a webserver. He said it needed a name.

I wasn't ready for that.

So, he dubbed it "shitdanish", and the rest is history.

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2005 4:20 am
by Encap
Shouldn't you be asleep?