On MSN Women, they had a slide show of hot fashions to wear to parties (I'm assuming for new years eve). Here are the pics and my thoughts:

"Bite my shiny metal ass, whore!"

"I tied my feet on so they wouldn't fall off again"

"She said yes to a 3 way! Richeous!!"

Black dress, sexy stockings... MILF!!!

"Dear Mother of God... WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?!?"

"My man takes Lavitra for his ED. I just drink until I don't care."

The crowd silently mocked Sally's "African Leprechaun" ensemble.