I was bored so I....
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2004 2:09 am
added the SantaClaus bot to my buddy list....
jamdelcambre (12:56:04 AM): Santa, I'm concerned about the economy.
SantaClaus (12:56:04 AM): Interesting. Type menu.
jamdelcambre (12:56:22 AM): No, I need to talk about the economic crisis this country is facing.
SantaClaus (12:56:22 AM): Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
jamdelcambre (12:56:34 AM): We won't if you don't pull your head out of your ass!
SantaClaus (12:56:35 AM): Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
jamdelcambre (12:56:50 AM): It's probably worth more than the dollar is.
SantaClaus (12:56:51 AM): Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
jamdelcambre (12:57:12 AM): I've got a plan to sabotage your sleigh.
SantaClaus (12:57:12 AM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
jamdelcambre (12:57:23 AM): Santa, are you even listening to me?
SantaClaus (12:57:23 AM): If the elves and I are not keeping up with you, try using the menu while we catch up!
jamdelcambre (12:57:40 AM): I swear Santa, sometime you piss me off.
SantaClaus (12:57:41 AM): I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
jamdelcambre (12:57:50 AM): Screw off Santa.
SantaClaus (12:57:50 AM): Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language.
jamdelcambre (12:59:42 AM): Santa, you're not listening to me! Please for the love of God; I want to talk about the economy!
SantaClaus (12:59:42 AM): Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?
jamdelcambre (1:00:03 AM): Santa, you're pissing me off.
SantaClaus (1:00:03 AM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
jamdelcambre (1:00:22 AM): Listen Santa, pull your head outta your ass and answer me!
SantaClaus (1:00:22 AM): Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
jamdelcambre (1:00:34 AM): No you're not! You screwing up as usual!
SantaClaus (1:00:35 AM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
jamdelcambre (1:00:44 AM): There's no need for name calling.
SantaClaus (1:00:44 AM): I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
jamdelcambre (1:00:59 AM): Damn straight you're sorry.
jamdelcambre (12:56:04 AM): Santa, I'm concerned about the economy.
SantaClaus (12:56:04 AM): Interesting. Type menu.
jamdelcambre (12:56:22 AM): No, I need to talk about the economic crisis this country is facing.
SantaClaus (12:56:22 AM): Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
jamdelcambre (12:56:34 AM): We won't if you don't pull your head out of your ass!
SantaClaus (12:56:35 AM): Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
jamdelcambre (12:56:50 AM): It's probably worth more than the dollar is.
SantaClaus (12:56:51 AM): Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
jamdelcambre (12:57:12 AM): I've got a plan to sabotage your sleigh.
SantaClaus (12:57:12 AM): Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
jamdelcambre (12:57:23 AM): Santa, are you even listening to me?
SantaClaus (12:57:23 AM): If the elves and I are not keeping up with you, try using the menu while we catch up!
jamdelcambre (12:57:40 AM): I swear Santa, sometime you piss me off.
SantaClaus (12:57:41 AM): I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
jamdelcambre (12:57:50 AM): Screw off Santa.
SantaClaus (12:57:50 AM): Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language.
jamdelcambre (12:59:42 AM): Santa, you're not listening to me! Please for the love of God; I want to talk about the economy!
SantaClaus (12:59:42 AM): Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter?
jamdelcambre (1:00:03 AM): Santa, you're pissing me off.
SantaClaus (1:00:03 AM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
jamdelcambre (1:00:22 AM): Listen Santa, pull your head outta your ass and answer me!
SantaClaus (1:00:22 AM): Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.
jamdelcambre (1:00:34 AM): No you're not! You screwing up as usual!
SantaClaus (1:00:35 AM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
jamdelcambre (1:00:44 AM): There's no need for name calling.
SantaClaus (1:00:44 AM): I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
jamdelcambre (1:00:59 AM): Damn straight you're sorry.
