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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

Schizophrenia ---
Do You Hear What I Hear?


Multiple Personality Disorder ---
We Three Queens Disoriented Are


Amnesia ---
I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas


Narcissistic ---
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


Manic ---
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and


Paranoid ---
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


Borderline Personality Disorder ---
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


Personality Disorder ---
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll tell You Why


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells


Agoraphobia ---
I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House


Autistic ---
Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock ...


Senile Dementia ---
Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House In My Slippers and Robe


Oppositional Defiant Disorder ---
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House


Social Anxiety Disorder ---
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate