It's about time to suit up!
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:27 am
I've mentioned before that I have a plan.
I'm gonna wear a suit, get a bunch of $1 bills, and stand on a busy street corner with a sign that reads:
The reason I'm rehashing this is because I found out something that's insanely funny to me today.
For those of you who live in this two mule, olive pit of a town (aka: Spokane), you're probably familiar with the crazy raincoat lady who begs for money on the corner of Sprague and Pines.
I found out a little info on her today.
Her name is Joyce, and she lives in a lovely home with acreage in an exclusive neighborhood. She's out there because her house is paid off and she's too damn cheap to spend her own money on the property taxes.
Her average daily take: $500
That's around 250% more than I make in a day.
I'm gonna quit my job now.
I'm gonna wear a suit, get a bunch of $1 bills, and stand on a busy street corner with a sign that reads:
- "Veteran
Viably Employed
Financially Stable
Need a Dollar?
God Bless!"
The reason I'm rehashing this is because I found out something that's insanely funny to me today.
For those of you who live in this two mule, olive pit of a town (aka: Spokane), you're probably familiar with the crazy raincoat lady who begs for money on the corner of Sprague and Pines.
I found out a little info on her today.
Her name is Joyce, and she lives in a lovely home with acreage in an exclusive neighborhood. She's out there because her house is paid off and she's too damn cheap to spend her own money on the property taxes.
Her average daily take: $500
That's around 250% more than I make in a day.
I'm gonna quit my job now.