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Skippy, the killer Kangaroo

Post by Eve » Mon Sep 13, 2004 2:42 pm

Whilst trolling the /net for a new pic for a new avatar (the old matrix vegemite is getting a bit old!) I came across this :D

Skippy, the Killer Kangaroo
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The reuse of some object-oriented code has caused tactical headaches for Australia's armed forces. As virtual reality simulators assume larger roles in helicopter combat training, programmers have gone to great lengths to increase the realism of their scenarios, including detailed landscapes and, in the case of the Northern Territory's Operation Phoenix, herds of kangaroos (since disturbed animals might well give away a helicopter's position).

The head of the Defence Science & Technology Organisation's Land Operations/Simulation division reportedly instructed developers to model the local marsupials' movements and reactions to helicopters.

Being efficient programmers, they just re-appropriated some code originally used to model infantry detachment reactions under the same stimuli, changed the mapped icon from a soldier to a kangaroo, and increased the figures' speed of movement.

Eager to demonstrate their flying skills for some visiting American pilots, the hotshot Aussies "buzzed" the virtual kangaroos in low flight during a simulation. The kangaroos scattered, as predicted, and the visiting Americans nodded appreciatively... then did a double-take as the kangaroos reappeared from behind a hill and launched a barrage of Stinger missiles at the hapless helicopter. Apparently the programmers had forgotten to remove that part of the infantry coding.

The lesson? Objects are defined with certain attributes, and any new object defined in terms of an old one inherits all the attributes. The embarrassed programmers had learned to be careful when reusing object-oriented code, and the Yanks left with a newfound respect for Australian wildlife.

Simulator supervisors report that pilots from that point onward have strictly avoided kangaroos, just as they were meant to.

From June 15, 1999 Defence Science and Technology Organisation Lecture Series, Melbourne, Australia, and staff reports.
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Post by bio » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:25 pm

Hehe... I remember reading that at one point :D

Funny stuff!!
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Post by bugfreezer » Mon Sep 13, 2004 8:09 pm

ROFL!
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Post by bio » Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:38 pm

Oooooh... I found something you could use!

It's a website chock full of furrys... and they have Kanga, the blue Kangaroo!

http://fursuit.timduru.org/view/Other/Kanga
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Post by Eve » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:38 pm

bio wrote:Oooooh... I found something you could use!

It's a website chock full of furrys... and they have Kanga, the blue Kangaroo!
There are so many things wrong with this post.

a. A website chock full of furrys - Yeah, clearly I AM a furry-lovin' person.
b. Kanga, the blue Kangaroo - Uhh, yeeeaaahh, I'm getting excited about that!
c. This will help me with my avatar exactly HOW...?

:lol:
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Post by bio » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:33 am

Ok... that was just an opportunity to post a link on furrys and really had pretty much nothing to do with you, Eve :-)

They crack me up!

BTW - love the avatar! :D
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