Second day in town and I've already had airport security strip search me, had my nice rental car given away, so I got stuck with some Oldsmobile beater, been hit up for all my change. Was asked to become a model for Wilhelmina. A hostess for Ruby Tusday's asked me to go out with her. And my trip is not even half way over!
Can't wait to see how the rest of the week goes. I figure at this rate, I'll have been in jail, sold off to miget wresters and married to a transvestite who's name is Robert.
Wish me luck.
LOL
