Hit me Baby, one more time

Post by **miftah** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:13 am

Current Bid Price: $32,100.00

The leading bidder's profile gives me the hint that maybe he won't be making good on that bid.

If not, I perish the thought of him dancing around the house, wearing the bra, lip-syncing Britney songs for his Basset Hound.

Mostly because that was what I planned to do with it.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:27 am

You have a basset hound?

Post by **miftah** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:32 am

No, I was going to dance for his dog.

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:21 am

It all makes sense now.

ZIPPER · Post by **ZIPPER** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:51 pm

Looking at the diet supplements they have bought, I don't think they will be wearing it very soon.

Post by **bio** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:23 pm

Bob cried. Six months ago, his testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen. That was where my head fit -- into his sweating tits that hang enormous, the way we think of God's as big.

Post by **bio** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:36 am

*bump*

NO BRITNEY BRA FOR YOU!!!

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:39 am

It was for charity. She's a tool.

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:51 am

miftah wrote:It was for charity. She's a tool.

We hold these truths to be self-evident...

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:33 pm

Spears said that the auction had "exceeded our original expectations,"

In other words if it's gonna make that much money she wants to keep it and get a chunck for herself. Nice. I have a feeling her time in the spotlight is coming to an end.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:42 pm

Well, she's not only been deflowered and twice married, most notably to be the biggest piece of trailer trash to ever spawn sperm, but her style of music is on its way out. Hell she can't even sing. At best, at dead money best, she's maybe the world's most popular MILF. Otherwise, she's already a has-been. If she keeps this up, not even Playboy will pay her money. And given how obnoxious she's been, its gonna be sweet watching her try and find a sympathetic ear.

I've been looking forward to this for seven years.