It's Christmas time, Chrisa-Chrisa-Chrisa-Christmas time!

Post by **bio** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:18 pm

I know that feeling.

Not like it's been 136 days or anything. Not that I'm counting...

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:13 pm

DUDE!

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 3:44 pm

and you're not blind yet???

vicodin = limp willy?

Post by **bio** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:29 pm

Nothing at all to do with the drugs.

Simply put: Wife = no

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:30 pm

What did you do?

Post by **bio** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:34 pm

This is nothing new.... and it's nothing I've done.

The record is 11 months, 2 weeks, 4 days.

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:37 pm

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:57 am

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:41 am

This must be your wife trying to keep your back from getting worse, right? right?

[Secret Service wrist mic]We may have to dispatch a unit to save Private Bio[/Secret Service wrist mic]

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:23 pm

bio wrote:The record is 11 months, 2 weeks, 4 days.

OH MY GOD, where do you buy your razors?

I bet that somebody else "helping" out in that dept. is out of the question too!

I feel for you man.

Nickp · Post by **Nickp** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:41 pm

What the flying hell? Almost a year of no-sex, and you both are under the age of 80?

Beg her to become a polygamist.
-Nick P.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:30 am

Yes, so remember the next time you have a "dry spell", it could be worse. And this is my sister we are talking about.