The First Rule of Forum Club is...

silentlobotomy · Post by **silentlobotomy** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 3:26 pm

don't be the second and last posts in your own thread, especially if those happen to be the same.

the second rule of forum club is,
don't plagarize quotes from already overplagurized movies.

It's my BIRTHDAY TODAY.

If you want to send me booze in the mail, or if you want hot hot naked pics, send me boxes at

Curtis Jaeger
301 Heller Drive
Santa Cruz, CA
95064

or e-mail me with your love at cjaeger@cats.ucsc.edu

JUST BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW ME PERSONALLY (or at all) DOESNT MEAN I DONT LOVE YOU BECAUSE TODAY WILL BE AWESOME.

Post by **bio** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 6:12 am

Happy birthday!

Keep watching the mail! I sent a whole, uncooked chicken, via the USPS.

It should be extra tastey (and tender) by the time it reaches you!

Enjoy!

silentlobotomy · Post by **silentlobotomy** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 7:41 am

I'm allergic to chicken.

No bullshit.

Post by **bio** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 8:16 am

Allergic to chicken?

That's gotta suck three ways to sunday.

How the hell do you eat, man!

silentlobotomy · Post by **silentlobotomy** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 4:42 pm

moo, lots and lots of cow.

Stingray · Post by **Stingray** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 6:57 am

bio wrote:How the hell do you eat, man!

Just beef? Anything else... anything raw?