We started talking (well.. we started making fun of each other, but that's what we do on smoke breaks) when suddenly I noticed something freakish about her.
She has the word "DEMO" printed on her eyes.
WTF!!!
Apparently, she was given a "demo" pair of contacts to try out, and if she likes them, she can buy real ones.
I can't state enough how fucking freaky it is to see words printed on someones eyeball... but it got me thinking of a way to get rich.
I'm going to pitch to major companies that they make the the exclusive distributor of my new brainchild: "Eye-Catchers"(tm) advertising system.
You provide free contacts to people with your company logo on them so long as they sign a contract that they will wear them in public for a specified amount of time.
Here's a few examples of what I'm talking about:
Just do it!
Make a run for the border
Serve shitty coffee at extreme prices
I'm gonna be rich!!!!
