Kitties

Post by **bio** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 11:29 am

My wife and I were heading out on Saturday to fill the propane tank for the BBQ when suddenly she saw a sign with the two words she cherishes most:

"Free Kittens"

Much to my dismay, she swung a hard right and pulled the Durango over. No amount of logic was going to shift her from her decision to make us those "crazy cat people" on the block.

So... my cat population has grown by two more (she couldnâ€™t get just one). One of them has opposable thumbs, which scares me to no end (yes... they're functional... and freakish looking). I can imagine what life will be like when he figures out that he can operate the can opener.

I'll post pics later.

jc · Post by jc » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:12 pm

judging by the current rate at which your wife assimilates cats, and then considering the rate at which you "accidently" kill them, you will have 10 cats by 2010. NEAT! who said math wasn't fun?

Post by **bio** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:39 pm

IDEA!

Make a flash object where you can kill my cats virtually. It will have to include things modes of termination including the "Garage Door of Dooooom"

Heh... that would be teh funneh!

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:21 pm

KITTENS

mmeowgrl · Post by **mmeowgrl** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:32 pm

So how many do you have total? I have 4.

I agree, you need to get kittens in pairs.

Post by **bio** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:18 pm

Currently, the tally is 4 cats in the house, one cat outside, two dogs (both are quite large), and an assortment of fish.

Yeah... we have pets.

Moxie · Post by **Moxie** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 5:57 pm

My parents have four little dogs (Cardigan Welsh Corgi's) and five large dogs (Irish Setters). In their house.

Nickp · Post by **Nickp** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:17 pm

Two cat's and a goldfish, babe-ay.
-Nick P.

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:19 pm

Two cats; Shit for brains and B.C. could stand for baby cat, black cat, or butt crack, you choose.

six fish in a 90 gallon tank.

Post by **miftah** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:57 pm

bio wrote:My wife and I were heading out on Saturday to fill the propane tank for the BBQ when suddenly she saw a sign with the two words she cherishes most: "Free Kittens"

You know, I really thought the story was going toward a much less warm and fuzzy ending.

Nickp · Post by **Nickp** » Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:16 pm

You just made me laugh.
-Nick P.

Post by **bio** » Thu Oct 02, 2003 9:16 am

Heh... baldy's reply when he saw them was "do you have any skewers?"

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