what happened to natural selection?

moe flam · Post by **moe flam** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:52 am

Genius. I'm thinking how much this cost in medical bills.

saki2mesue · Post by **saki2mesue** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:13 am

About a month ago I was watching my daughters dog and he was struck by a damn rattler in my back yard. We hurried and called the vet but he said they only thing to do is anti venom. He would need 3 doses at $900 per dose cash money up front. Unfortunately no one had that kind of money so Scamper die several hours later. I can't even imagine how many doses that dude required.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:14 am

This is one instance where I would support an insurance company's refusal of payment. If he needed even one dose of anti-venom, its the claimant's own particularly astounding negligence that caused the incident. This is a life lesson, that since it didn't end in death, should end in a punitive debt.

moe flam · Post by **moe flam** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:59 pm

Or the insurance company should pay for an involuntary vasectomy, and call it good.

Post by **bio** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 1:18 pm

moe flam wrote:Or the insurance company should pay for an involuntary vasectomy, and call it good.

Defective genes removed from the pool. I can go for that!

Post by **Gooch** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:27 pm

Uhmm...Wow. Just wow....This guy needs to start thinking a bit farther ahead....

Yeah man, my snake is TOTALLY tame. Wouldn't hurt a fly, even though I feed him LIVE and WHOLE rats.

CrazyAlabamianLlama · Post by **CrazyAlabamianLlama** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:52 am

What a Dumbass!! haha he got what he had coming to him...cant you devenome a snake?

Yeah man, my snake is TOTALLY tame. Wouldn't hurt a fly, even though I feed him LIVE and WHOLE rats.

Gooch.....HAHAHA....

moe flam · Post by **moe flam** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:17 am

Gooch wrote:Yeah man, my snake is TOTALLY tame. Wouldn't hurt a fly, even though I feed him LIVE and WHOLE rats.

That's what she said.

Post by **miftah** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:06 am

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:51 pm

CrazyAlabamianLlama wrote:...cant you devenome a snake?

Naah, the fangs grow back. And as for the venom glands - may as well roast the snake and call it "chicken" - the glands take up too much headspace.

And as for the subject of the OP...

...Amazing!