Meat Cake!

Post by **bio** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:47 am

This is what happens when testosterone meets boredom.

Meat Cake!!

Bacon Cereal!!

Ultimate Bacon Sandwich!!

They're mostly Atkins diet friendly (my arteries are getting hard just thinking about it!).

jc · Post by jc » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:09 pm

The bacon stuff look gross as hell (FYI my brother has been making the Ultimate Ultimate Bacon sandwich for years and this guy's got nothing on my bro, I'll post his "recipe" at the bottom.) but the Meat Cake actually looks good and it IS a great idea.

Ultimate ULTIMATE Bacon Sadwich

I don't eat this but my brother does, needless to say, he's a big fat fatty.

Take a package of bacon, DO NOT seperate the slices. Cut in half with big ass knife. Put one half in the fridge for later, take the other half and wrap with paper towels till it looks like something out of "The Mummy Returns" and nuke it for like 2 minutes. Put some bread in the toaster. Slather MAYO all over the toast, put solid chunk of bacon on there. EAT. DIE.

Yep he does that, it's gross as hell to watch too.

Post by **miftah** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:52 pm

They had me until they started slathering ketchup and taters all over them. Meat doesn't need help people.

...Though I'll admit that the mayonaise is bewitching me.

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:09 am

mmmmmm....ca-a-a-ke!

Culinary debaucheries galore!

As for the rest....naaah!

I'd have added all kinda goodies to the cake, (onions, cheese, etc.) and I'd have made my wicked roasted garlic mashed potatoes for the icing.