They needed someone with fixed network experience to fly to Sydney, Australia to train our office there on how to implement and run it. Since I've been avoiding having anything to do with the fixed network, they picked Travis.
Today I come in and he had sent following two images just to piss me off:

The view from his hotel room

The opera house
The images aren't the highest quality because he took them with his camera phone, but they're good enough to make me wish I had learned about the product he's supporting.
Damn it!