A few office terms and their real meanings (I guess)

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I'm currently building a never ending snake... er... Service Tracking System (for billing, invoicing, data tracking, etc.). It's a work in progress.... well... was until everything got turned sideways today.

Back to square one.

So... I've compiled a list of words with their true meanings (as per my manager and our marketing department).

• Detail Design Specifications: Toss in new features, we don't mind (it's best to do this after everything is built and we're on the eve of deployment!!)
• Database Schema: We can add/remove/modify tables at the drop of a hat... it won't affect the application one bit!
• Project Plan: Totally change everying mid-step? No problem... my schedule is open just for you!

For the love of all that's good and pure... just kill me now.