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Snake versus Kangaroo

Post by Eve » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:21 pm

After being subtly reminded by Miftah that I haven't posted in AGES, I present Snake versus Kangaroo

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Post by bio » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:58 pm

Bejesus! :shock:

Um... we have thrips here... they're almost as vicious.
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Post by eddiecanuck » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:29 pm

So I wonder when the snake will need to eat again? How long can they go on a whole kangaroo?
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Post by miftah » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:35 pm

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Post by bugfreezer » Wed Jun 22, 2005 4:51 pm

As I recall, months. If you want the researched value, I can find it later.

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Post by saki2mesue » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:21 am

Could you imagine the hair ball that snake is going to cough up later? :shock:
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Post by bugfreezer » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:25 am

saki2mesue wrote:Could you imagine the hair ball that snake is going to cough up later? :shock:
...or poop out, which is what they do.
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Post by Painted » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:51 am

That is exactly why I gave my snake away....I can't stand to see them eating other live things. I know they do it to live...but as long as I know I didn't bring them their meal I am fine.
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Post by gideon » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:59 pm

hmmm. the snake may even shit out 12 wallets and a belt.
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Post by bugfreezer » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:33 pm

gideon wrote:hmmm. the skake may even shit out 12 wallets and a belt.
I was hoping for a 'roo hide bullwhip, but I suppose braiding is asking a bit too much....
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Post by ironpants » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:08 am

bugfreezer wrote:
gideon wrote:hmmm. the skake may even shit out 12 wallets and a belt.
I was hoping for a 'roo hide bullwhip, but I suppose braiding is asking a bit too much....
A bullwhip? I'm thinking far too much info about your and Mrs. Bugcicle's choice in entertainment!
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Post by bugfreezer » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:33 am

ironpants wrote:
bugfreezer wrote:
gideon wrote:hmmm. the skake may even shit out 12 wallets and a belt.
I was hoping for a 'roo hide bullwhip, but I suppose braiding is asking a bit too much....
A bullwhip? I'm thinking far too much info about your and Mrs. Bugcicle's choice in entertainment!
You perv!

Just' cuz I like whips does not mean I like kinky sex!

Torture, maybe....
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Post by Rocketdork » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:23 am

bugfreezer wrote:
ironpants wrote:
bugfreezer wrote: I was hoping for a 'roo hide bullwhip, but I suppose braiding is asking a bit too much....
A bullwhip? I'm thinking far too much info about your and Mrs. Bugcicle's choice in entertainment!
You perv!

Just' cuz I like whips does not mean I like kinky sex!

Torture, maybe....
Uhmmm, I think IP was purely OK here...I am sure he was thinking rodeo, nothing sexual. It was your perverted mind that made it kinky... :D
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Post by bugfreezer » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:48 am

Now wait just a minute, Mr. "Embodiment of Perv"!

Tho' I do like to ride...wait, too much info!
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Post by miftah » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:09 am

Something is seriously wrong when I'm not the one making off-prism sexual remarks in this forum.
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