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For those who aren't in the know, here is the story (as I remember it):
Cold Cat on a Tin Roof Sundae
A play in 3 acts
[Act 1]
My sister took a cat she had (I think her name was baby) to the vet to get fixed. After the cat got home, she started acting funny. She bleed all over the place but it was after hours and the vet wasn't open (this is before they opened the 24 hour vet clinics).
The cat died later that evening and my sister (who was very heart broken) burried her near the appartment they lived in.
She called the vet the next day but they didn't have much to say, so she called another one. That vet said it sounded like she blead to death and that they had done something wrong when they did the surgery. They said that she should freeze the cat and send it to Pullman for an autopsy.
So... she dug up the cat, put it in a clear plastic bag, and placed it in the freezer.
[Act 2]
I came over to dork around one day (I don't remember the actual reason I was there). My sister had made some Sharkle Berry Blue Kool Aid in a coffee caraffe and offered me a glass. It was hot out so I said "sure". The Kool Aid was warm, so I went to get some ice for it.
And there, in the freezer, under some frozen waffles and ice cream, was a dead cat, staring at me though the bag.
Um... I didn't want ice any more.
[Act 3]
My sister eventually decided to move somewhere else. She hadn't sent the cat off for it's autopsy, so they once again, burried it near the appartment.
Cold Cat on a Tin Roof Sundae
A play in 3 acts
[Act 1]
My sister took a cat she had (I think her name was baby) to the vet to get fixed. After the cat got home, she started acting funny. She bleed all over the place but it was after hours and the vet wasn't open (this is before they opened the 24 hour vet clinics).
The cat died later that evening and my sister (who was very heart broken) burried her near the appartment they lived in.
She called the vet the next day but they didn't have much to say, so she called another one. That vet said it sounded like she blead to death and that they had done something wrong when they did the surgery. They said that she should freeze the cat and send it to Pullman for an autopsy.
So... she dug up the cat, put it in a clear plastic bag, and placed it in the freezer.
[Act 2]
I came over to dork around one day (I don't remember the actual reason I was there). My sister had made some Sharkle Berry Blue Kool Aid in a coffee caraffe and offered me a glass. It was hot out so I said "sure". The Kool Aid was warm, so I went to get some ice for it.
And there, in the freezer, under some frozen waffles and ice cream, was a dead cat, staring at me though the bag.
Um... I didn't want ice any more.
[Act 3]
My sister eventually decided to move somewhere else. She hadn't sent the cat off for it's autopsy, so they once again, burried it near the appartment.
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