A century of crap

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Network Solutions began the whole name registration gig about a decade ago. It began with 1 year on the doman, then they added 2 years, then 10.

Now they offer a 100 year domain name special. It's only $9.99 per year (that's $999.00 total for those who are really bad at math).

Now you can keep your crap domain until long after you're worm food!

Order now, and they'll toss in a free toaster.