Beating my head againt the desk

Post by **bio** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:46 pm

I'm not a DBA, I just play one on TV.

But back to my origional post... having our Oracle trained and certified DBA come to me asking how you do something basic is a scary thing.

I've only really dealt with Access and some light mySQL. Most of my Oracle and MS SQL experience comes frrom writing complex queries. I don't set 'em up, I just use 'em.

Um... anyone wanna see a pic of my butt?

ironpants · Post by **ironpants** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:55 pm

AsaJay wrote:...able to digest the bulk of the rant...

Sorry, I've spent the past two years 8-20 hours per day cleaning up messes based primarily on mistakes like surrogation. I may be a bit sensitive

Thanks for the head check!

ROh

Eve · Post by **Eve** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:33 pm

AsaJay wrote:Perhaps we need a new Emoticon, one with some DEEP WADERS on.

Well unless someone makes one up, I couldn't find one, but perhaps these will do for now:

or

or even

and

or at a stretch this one

(if someone gets too self-important in their technical knowledge lol)

And I came across these too, not topic related, but I liked them!

(hehe)

mudflap · Post by **mudflap** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 11:36 pm

Those are all great, but I think that this is one really nails it....