We can rebuild him; we have the technology.

Congrats!!

Huh....what?

Sorry, I was sleeping.

YES! Dude, this totally made me smile and I have had a shiteous day/week/month/been up since 4 am.

Congrats on the engagement man! The helicopter is neat too

I almost lost my job today but then I didn't.

Then my mentor, manager and the reason I moved to Texas came around the corner and told me that he had been layed off.

Happy day!

I have been using that Hello Kitty theme forever. I really like this orange one though.

Helps that orange is one of my favorite colors

Those bastards!

If it was constipation, it wouldn't be my fault. You cooked your own food veggo.

Some artsy type tried to steal my puppy.

And her tits in a tree in Brazil.

They found her vagina in North Carolina...

There once was a woman named Jill...

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.