One thing that really ticks me off is the fact that I have to pay for channels that broadcast in a language I don't even speak!

That was great!

John's tendency to go overboard got out of hand when Mary said she liked to be bitten during sex.

Rocketdork wrote:

bio wrote:you'll be walkin' my plank!

That's goin' t' be a short walk

Officially tagged as the best forum reply of 2007

bio wrote:Perhaps if you smooze up to mudflap (sending her lots of nekkid photos is a plus), she'll send you one (she does work for the Evil Empire in the XBOX division).

Oh yeah... get that digital camera clickin'!!

Also, no.

there's something here in my laptop bag...hmmm...wonder what it is?

I thought it was a link to a site where one could purchase some livestock, like a nice donkey.

That is kick ass! I'll have to add this to my daily websites

I was not under the impression that you were offering warm fuzzies, I was saying I didn't expect any. How could I. And as for betraying him and his family, you are very very wrong. This is the part of my story that is undeniably true. I broke up with Bio's son about three weeks before me and my cur...

I traded your TV for meth while you were gone. Sorry. (also your collection of hummel figurines)

eh, not much of a beer drinker and i've gotten the hang of dealing with the diarrhea of the mouth after spending so much time on this forum

oh sweet jesus.

also - everything is cheap here.

(A journal post in a forum! I've become what I hate.) I have arrived. Irving to be exact. The drive was great (bittersweet in the middle) and I have loads of pictures. Just wanted to let you all know I wasn't dead or in jail. I said wow about 5.8 million times when we saw the Redwoods, said "ho...