Let me take this dildo our of my ass before I speak:

OgM it looks like you have a fetish sessions on your hands.

What the flying hell? Almost a year of no-sex, and you both are under the age of 80?

Beg her to become a polygamist.
-Nick P.

Agree'd.

Even without seeing the vid, I can say Star Wars Kid beats it.
-Nick P.

Again I say:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU HORNY, SICK MINDED, DRUG DEALING FUCK.

Grounded to the liquor cabinet.
-Nick P.

140.

http://anal.gayhost4free.com/analboy/prolapse.htm

There's a link if you wanna do it at home.
-Nick P.

Astroglide mate.

I'd haggle too, but I won't dip below 9mil, all non-taxable.
-Nick P.

From what JC said I took it he wanted something that he could easily mix a few mp3/WAVs with.

I can tell you Cool Edit Pro has a higher learning curve than Acid Pro does.
-Nick P.

I'd take it in the ass from Michael Jackson for 15 million.
-Nick P.

Acid Music Pro. Or just Acid Pro. Get it on Kazaa, one of the better/easier remixers/loop music production programs.
-Nick P.

DISS!

Or "Ever since Shatner blew up, I've started taking interest in Harrison Ford's finely tuned body."

"See guys, we're not all lesbians."

JerDevil wrote:Pimp ride!
Now all you need are some 100 spoke gold rims!
Bling

DAYTONZ MO'FUCKA, DAYTONZ!

AC/DC

That's a ballin' car, female.

Bump the jams.
-Nick P.