Still grabbing for sanity.

Gotta find the link. There is a family business out there that sells (out of their garage) dildos shaped like Jesus on the cross (tm) and really thin Buddhas (tm).

Also, Jesus butt plugs.

Was that profane enough? If not, shit.

Also, Buddha Juice.

I am still hooked on the post about Ewan McGregor's daddy parts. <Fanning myself> I need to see more movies, apparently. Off to the video rental store! -Momi BTW, this is NOT implying permission to send me pictures of daddy parts, okay, you perverts? Sheesh, my kid's computer is in the same room. :s...

Currently, it's "super chunky".

Just... ew.

http://www.hardforums.com/showthread.ph ... did=556010

You will hate him worse, considering that he cut that hole himself with a skilsaw and smoothed it with a Dremel!

Tools. mm. ugh. rrr rrrr rrr

-Momi
gonna be a bellydancer soon... yeah babee

... the guy who wrote "Microserfs"? I love that book. He plays with legos too!

Splunge.

Yeah, I know I bailed on the last couple: I think I was out of town for the last one... they were fun, though. We have held a few for the kid at our house recently. Next one I will let you know, you come over, we love you long time! :shock: Besides, I gotta show you what I did to my poor computer: h...

er, ah, where are all the computers? I didn't see a computer in the picture...?

How will I get my daily dose of "sarcastic non-safe for work humor" at work?

Damn you.

Guess I will just have to post and read here.

Tell your wif and seesTORE hi for me, eh?

and remember: "creamy or chunky", dude!