Bring this home to mom...

Post by **bio** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:05 am

Going through airport security was a hassle for Ronald.

Post by **miftah** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:08 am

Once Bob contracted herpes, he more or less gave up on dating.

baldy · Post by **baldy** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:08 am

and bob was refused an MRI on the grounds that he had bought cheaper iron based studs

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:19 pm

"That's the last time I pass out drunk at a party!"

Post by **bio** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:30 am

Yet another reason to stay sober, lest you wake up with that in your bed.

Post by **miftah** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:48 am

I don't like to assume such things about people, but I have a funny feeling that sleep would be damn near impossible with the likely resultant smell.

Post by **bio** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:08 am

and the incessant "clink-clink" of metal hoops touching each other.

Post by **miftah** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:09 am

Imagine the noise created when he laughs! Or the potential for rust when he cries.

Post by **bio** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:12 am

I say we shove his head in the microwave.

Can you say "ooooooh.... aaaaaaah"? I knew you could! I like the way you say that!

Post by **miftah** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:15 am

better yet... FUN WITH JUMPER CABLES!

Post by **bio** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:50 am

Gather 'round, boys and girls, and learn all about how metal fuses when electricity is applied.

Smells like baccon!