Barrel-0-Fun

G-Force · Post by **G-Force** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:50 pm

Monkeys no longer included

bugfreezer · Post by **bugfreezer** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:44 pm

Shortly afterwards, the Roast'em Grill company was sued for 13 million dollars. Shortly Shmudflapp, who filed the lawsuit, said on the advice of legal counsel, "Well, the instructions never said I couldn't use the Porta-Grill in the privacy of my own truck while driving."

However, in a ruling handed down yesterday, the court not only threw the case out with extreme prejudice, but ordered Shmudflapp to pay Roast'em Grill's court costs, suspended his driver's license for three years and ordered to perform 300 hours of community service, excluding cooking meals.

A source inside the courthouse was reported to have said after the ruling that the judge was still laughing.

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:16 pm

In a bizarre twist, a driver for Barrel o' Fun spontaneously burst into flame while pulled over trying the product. A spokesperson for the company stated in a release that "it's just that damn much fun".

Post by **bio** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:12 pm

Mmmmm.... roasted monkeys!

Post by **eddiecanuck** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:36 pm

man you have WAY too much time on your hands.

AsaJay · Post by **AsaJay** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:49 pm

Idle hands are the ____________________ playground.

Rocketdork · Post by **Rocketdork** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:51 pm

AsaJay wrote:Idle hands are the ____________________ playground.

OOOHHHH, fill in the blank?

thrips?